Woman Unveils Her Genius Technique To Avoid Getting Hit On At The Gym: Fake Farting

Submitted by on Jan 13, 2018
Kate is a writer who laughs at her own jokes and likes to pour too much hot sauce on her food.

A woman working out near Olivia was minding her own business when a potential suitor came out of the woodwork and began walking towards her.

The conversation was too funny for Olivia to not share.

It went:

GUYS. Just now. In gym.

*guy approaches two women working out, with flirtatious eyebrows at the ready*

Girl 1: UH you might not want to come over here, dude. I just farted. It’s bad.

Guy: *looks horrified. leaves.*

Girl 2: omg did you really?

Girl 1: psh no.

Of course, most women would be too embarrassed to admit this if it actually happened to them.

Even fewer women would willingly make this up to repulse a man.

Not surprisingly, this woman’s plan worked.

Ladies should take note if they’re constantly harassed at the gym by people they’re not interested in.

Pretty much everyone reacting to Olivia’s tweet thought the woman’s technique was hilarious.

What makes this lady’s method even more impressive is that she was apparently pretty young.

Others think that “fake fart lady” should be officially recognized for her gallant actions.

Of course, the fake fart incident was fairly tame compared to some of the other things that women have to deal with at the gym.

This user definitely thought he was making a valid point — until he got shot down by a reply nearly as epic as faking a fart.

Olivia clearly could barely contain her joy and pride about the whole ordeal.

The moral of the story? Don’t be surprised if the next lady you hit on at the gym says she farted.

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